(Source: mrmcfuckerson)




roses are red
anon hate is rude
i can’t write poems
send me a nude
FINALLY
ON PAGE 6312
AFTER 4 YEARS 2 MONTHS AND 6 DAYS
JOHN AND DAVE HAVE SPOKEN IN PERSON
scrEAMING LOUDLY THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME
OH MY FUCKING GOD
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool
even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year
i hate you
AWA 2009: Troy Baker and Excalibur (by ladyearwen)