*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
NO YOU DON’T GET IT
MY DAD LEGIT DID THIS IN HIS SPEECH
AT HIS OWN WEDDING
it was hidden in his inside-jacket pocket while he made his vows to my mum, and it was so top-secret that his best man had to smuggle in a slice of toast so no one saw it while he was getting ready.
…HIS OWN FUCKING WEDDING
the dadliest of dads
Listen here kid *takes a long drag from a cigarrette* ain’t nobody heard from that there Homestuck fandom in years. They say most of em went crazy afta some freak accident or some shit with clowns *smashes cigarrette under foot* I hear they all skipped town, found new fandoms…. But there’s a few mad ones left in there I tell ya, and they’ll eat your face boy if you take a one damn step near em
Cannibal Holocaust | 1980
This scene was examined by Italian courts to determine whether or not special effects were used.
When Cannibal Holocaust was originally released in Italy, people believed that it was a genuine snuff film, in which actors were murdered so that their deaths could be made into a movie. The film was confiscated ten days after its premiere in Milan, and director Ruggero Deodato was arrested. The actors had signed contracts with him ensuring that they would not appear publicly for one year after the films release, in order to promote the idea that the film was truly the recovered footage of missing documentarians.